Eminem Offered Slim-Fast Deal

January 18, 2008 by Jyle  

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The weight loss shake has offered Eminem a contract to join in with the long list of celebrities who have sold themselves to consumerism. Slim-Fast, (a bad tasting shake that doesn’t work and leaves you hungry in the morning) have already signed up Rachel Hunter and Kristie Alley, they now need Eminem to finish the package and develop a broader endorsement base. Weight loss rival Jenny Craig already have Queen Latifah on their roster.

Em stay away from them… they are evil and their shit tastes bad. If you want to be fat, shit be fat. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, they just be hatin’. I mean, what kind of message would that send, 90% of Hip-Hop fans have the nice healthy bodies. I love it when they show "real" women in music videos, let’s get back to reality and love ourselves no matter what.

Don’t eat a bag of Doretos before bed, that’s what did me in.

Thanx AllHipHop

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12 Responses to “Eminem Offered Slim-Fast Deal”
  1. Scott says:

    gotta agree on this one. While loaded with a fair amount of calories for a meal replacement, Slim fast shakes are a load of shit.

    Here is a thought. Stop being such undisciplined fat slobs and eat what god put on this earth instead of what the franchise fast food slothic franchises want to sell you as healthy alternatives to death.

  2. Lauren says:

    Yup. It’s horrible. Why not, instead of getting people to drink crap for breakfast, actually teach them how to eat properly?

    Plus, what an insult to Eminem! Did they honestly think he’d say yes to something like that? To ask him to be a spokesman for Slimfast is just plain humiliation.

  3. JUST WOULD LIKE TO SAY IM IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW, IN MICHIGAN AND AM A BIG FAN OF EMINEM. I LOVE UR MOVIE 8 MILE IT’S AWESOME I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME. TO GET TO THE POINT YOU ARE JUST FINE EMINEM TO “DAMN FINE”. DON’T GO DOING ANYTHING STUPID. JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST, ALL THE FANS THAT LOVE YOU STILL WANT YOU TO CONTINUE MAKING MORE MOVIES AND MAKING MORE ALBUMS…… LOVE FROM: CHELSEA

  4. Renna says:

    hey Eminem what kind of food do you eat and what kind of drinks do you drink.

  5. timouche says:

    u are my fafouret singer

  6. suzie says:

    i’d still fuck him

  7. Adrian Evanzz says:

    I agree with chelsea. I love Eminem. He is my HERO,MY IDOL!! I wanna be with him,around him(like non-gay way).. keep pushin’ Eminem

  8. emine is a good raaper 4ever lov youuuu emienm

  9. EMINEMFAN4LIFE says:

    I 100% ARGEE BECUZ I HAD SLIM FAST ITS OK BUT IT DOES LEAVE U HUNGRY LOL IM A BIG EMINEM FAN AS WELL I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH I DONT CARE HOW MUCH WEIGHT HE GAIN HES STILL IS HOT SLIM SHADY IN MY EYES AND I ADORE U MY FIRST CD I BROUGHT WAS EMINEM WHEN I WAS LIKE 15 HE IS AN TRUE RAPE ARTLIST OF ALL TIME I IDOLISZE HIM AND EAT WHAT U EAT AND DONT EAT THAT MUCH JUST EAT AND TRY NOT TO SCARE NO ONE NO MORE JUST BE NORMAL LOL DONT EAT FAST FOODS LOL

  10. Anika says:

    Eminem i’ve alway like your stuff. You put alot of feeling it to your music. You went thro alot and I belive your still going thro alot. I hope everything goes ok. Dont lisen to people that tell you stuff you dont need to know. My step-dad is one of those people that tell me what to do or make things larger than life. I use to do everything he told me to do, and i found out that was a stupid move. All he did was find something else to pick out about me. The same way these companies or people on the news are. They are all stupid and find reasons to put down you. But for you its worse because your famous, everything is public. I feel for you man, your going thro alot :(

    -Ani

  11. brandi says:

    exactly my point…..shady dnt take tht….. live how u wanna live. be who u wanna b…. i am ur bigest fan eva and i think its betta that im not looking up to a twig anyways…im 14 and hate my bod…but i liked my self when i relized it didnt matta. you shouldnt care. and i shouldnt either
    luv yo sooooo much=)

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